i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
you had me at cake vodka
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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