We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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