what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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