How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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