I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
