Even the bartender felt bad for me
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
