You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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