I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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