Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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