Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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