her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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