Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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