She said her name was "party"
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
sex on a bike is impossible
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