The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
it's great music for shaving your balls
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
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