What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I was not drunk enough for that final.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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