Rock
Scissors
Fuck
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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