Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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