a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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