Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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