I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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