doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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