TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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