It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
