porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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