okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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