just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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