I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I would ride that face into the sunset
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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