i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
