Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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