awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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