It's like God shit irony all over that family
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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