making cat noises will not fix the situation.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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