he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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