what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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