love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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