Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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