I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we have officially lost it.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Randomize
