Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Please don't give away my fajitas
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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