Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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