AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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