It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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