Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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