these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
