help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
