My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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