Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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