Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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