Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I didn't notice because vodka
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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