the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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