I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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